🍍3 places that do pork and pineapple right

✊ Now the Nanny State Is Going Too Far!

The joyless federal highway nabobs are giving states two years to stop putting humorous language on those electronic signs over freeways. Officials say messages should be “simple, direct, brief, legible and clear” — as if a single federal communication has ever met those standards. Oh, well, there goes my idea for “Highway Haiku.” [KVVU]

🪧 Round 2?

With the massive World of Concrete convention and the Super Bowl looming, the Culinary Union boss says we might see picket lines on the Strip and downtown if some 20 remaining properties don’t OK new contracts. Feb. 2 at 5 a.m. is reportedly the deadline. [Nevada Independent]

📄 Hendo Policy Clash

A comprehensive new behavior policy for Henderson City Councilmembers, which limits their public utterances, caused sparks between a couple members of the body. One councilwoman said the policy limited transparency; the mayor disagreed. And in the most Henderson thing ever, parts of the document refer to citizens as “customers.” [KTNV]

🏎️ Oof, They’re Doing It Again

Set your outrage alarms for 10 p.m., Nov. 23, 2024 — according to F1, that’s when the next Las Vegas Grand Prix roars into infamy. [KSNV]

Grocery Store Dining Is Underrated

Street foodie and frequent contributor Brent Holmes joins the podcast to talk about how you can not only buy ingredients for meals in local grocery stores — you can have food made to order. Get ready to jot down his faves. Dayvid Figler hosts.